Friday, August 19, 2005

Happy Friday, True Believers!

I didn’t intend for this to become a weekly thing, but with another Friday comes another…

FB & Jay’s Superhero Corner!*


Secret Agent AJ Lox is the world’s greatest and gayest super spy. Armed to the teeth (seriously, he’s not above biting if in a pinch!), he can be anywhere and do anyone anything when duty calls. Whether it’s exposing holes in government conspiracies , killing vicious Memes or just the occasional friendly fire on an innocent blog, Agent Lox is always on the closet case.

Although you’d think a man this armed wouldn’t need superpowers, you’d be wrong. Besides being trained in every martial art you’ve ever heard (and three you haven’t!), he possesses an unusually high level of Gaydartm and lightning quick with a cutting remark. And when he cuts you – be it with a backhanded compliment or a good ol’ fashioned homemade shank, you won’t mind being kept in stitches. He’s just that good.

Welcome our newest hero to fold, kids!

-J.

*Credit must be given where credit is due - FB designed this one, so his name goes first.

3 comments:

lady t said...

Nice design,FB. Can you come up with any female superheroines for the roster? I would but my HTML skills are ultralame:(

Jake McCafferty said...

I think he stole my superhero boots.

Brechi said...

how do i get a super hero? :)