This just in...

Dear fellow "Liberals,"*

For the love of all things holy, don't throw food at people for their opinions. (See also: here and here.)

Free speech means everyone is entitled to their opinions, however misguided you may find them. Your right to free speech enables you to speak out and have a dissenting opinion. It doesn't give you the right to assault someone, with your fists or a pie, for cryin' out loud!

You make the rest of us look bad. Moreover, you make martyrs out of people you apparently think are demon-spawn. They get the chance to walk away, gracious and with good humor intact, usually. Meanwhile, you look like the left-wingnut you are. You give Michelle Malkin good reason to pen entries like this - I can't blame her for that. She responded in the proper fashion - putting her opinions (aka "using your words). Since you folks apparently can't string together a sentence, you throw stuff. Newsflash: Tantrums aren't cute on children - on adults they're downright disgusting.

So what's my problem here? Because of our supposedly shared views, I'm guilty by association. And I don't appreciate being lumped in with idiots. Grow up or go home.

-J.

*I really hate political and ideological labels, but this one was called for.