I've been trying to think of something witty to say. Instead, I've pulled a favorite quote from our most current winner of the semi-weekly* feature....
Jay & FB's Superhero of the Week!
"If I had a penis I would be some guy instead of some girl and all my gay friends would think I was hanging out with them because I was gay but I would really be hanging out with them to pick up the straight chicks that hangout with gay guys because everyone knows the girls that hang out with gay guys are kind of slutty because the "gay life style" rubs off on people like cooties."
The whip makes more sense in this context. Welcome SomeGirl (who by day disguises herself as AnyGirl and for Halloween dresses up as SomeGuy and pretends to be Italian to avoid being looked down upon for not speaking Spanish.)
Sorry for the light blogging today, kids. There was a power outage in my parts of L.A. for nearly three hours and they didn't even let us off of work! I'll make up for it this week with some knockout shit.
-J.
This post was sponsored by the Dim All The Lights, Sweet Darling Committee.
*This would have gone up on Friday, but Blogger's scheduled maintenence didn't allow FB or myself to even log in until yesterday. Is the universe that tired of our ramblings already?
5 comments:
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. I need a paper bag to breath into because I am hyperventilating. I have made it to superhero level. I am all giddy and giggly.
There are certain days in a girl’s life where she realizes she has arrived. For this girl it was when a certain duo recognized all the greatest that swirls around her and makes her super fantastic. Totally love that you referenced the quote!
Oh and the whip was such a nice touch, how did you know it was so appropriate?
Oh, and love the scarf, was it raining?
Cool superheroine,there fellas! Sorry to hear about the power outtage in your neck of the woods.
Hot superheroine! I love the quote somegirl!
I heard about the big power outage, I was sondering if you boys were ok. I hope you managed to have some fun in the dark!
Are the lights still out, or am I just early tonight?
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