Tuesday, August 15, 2006

When in doubt, use links.

This one's gonna be short, so I'm use a lot of hyperlinks to dazzle...

Is the term “Banana Republican” better suited to refer to our Log Cabin friends or the nice folks who fold shirts and lie to folks about the size of their asses down at our local mall? These are the things that keep me up at night and occupy me while I should be working. Hence why I am not upwardly mobile.

Also: if anyone has four tickets for the 10pm showing of Snakes On A Plane at Grauman’s in the big theater, please be so kind as to give them over to the any charter member of the Midnight Movie Mafia. It seems that we underestimated the public’s fascination for a surefire cult classic. If it comes down to it, we’ll settle for the little theater at 10:15p but it would feel like cheating on our usual spot.

For today, that is all. I am going to see The Comedians of Comedy tonight and will be unable to type later as my guts will surely be busted.

Before I go, I'll leave with this odd sign I saw while outlet shopping with Armi this weekend:


Now I ask you, who does a product labeled "Hobo" appeal to, especially at regular price of $59.99?

-J.

This post was sponsored by the Hyper-Zeldas Committee.

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