Wednesday, December 07, 2005

Hello. My name is J. (Hi, Jay!)

I'll admit it. I am addicted to MySpace. The random people you can find on something like this is incredible. Stephen Dorff or someone who really wants to be him is on. (I looked him up because apparently we went to grade school together for a few seconds in the early '80s). I've also found people I know - not that I've contacted even a fraction of them. I have no desire to catch up with most of the people I lost contact with over the years. The majority of that was by choice. Also, you may recall that I was found not too long ago, with hilariously disasterous results. But finding out who's gotten married, who's gay, who's fat, you know, the usual details we're all looking for, has sucked me in, night after night lately. For the record, that old "friend" who tried to booty call me is now listed as "Straight" and "In A Relationship." Duly noted.

Is anyone else as sucked in as I am? FB noted recently, "MySpace is a disease." I can't disagree. Of course, I'm barely at stage one, despite my addiction. I don't have my full name listed and I am not on the friend list of any random people just for the sake of a count. But I still expect to be found by some more weirdos from the past. It happened on Friendster, it'll happen here. And expect some more kick ass blogging to result from it.

In random and unrelated news, I saw this calendar and thought of Jake:



Now, I don't imagine that he writes BAT while wearing such an outfit, but you get the idea.

The embers of slumber are calling my name. Night kitties kiddies!

-J.

This post was sponsored by the Hey! You! Get Off Of MySpace! Committee.

4 comments:

lady t said...

I've seen that calendar,too! Maybe we should send it to him for Xmas:) Oh,and my Little Sister depises My Space but I do find the new Carver account to be amusing(there's a link to it at my blog),particularly the fact that The Carver's favorite Tv show is "According to Jim":D

Matt S. said...

I have been avoiding MySpace like the plague, I know that I will totally end up spending hours and hours on end messing around looking for old friends if I start a space. I already get too wrapped up in friendster every once in a while.

Jake McCafferty said...

If I had a tail like that, I wouldn't be a top.

Jay Six said...

Jake just made me spit out water all over the keyboard and screen. Even it ruined something, that was worth it. Brilliant one.