
Local vodka bandits (on hiatus since October 2005) are on a reunion tour. Last time around, they had one of the flavored ones. Now they've stepped down to the garden variety. Still a step up from Potter's vodka, though. Seriously, drinking Smirnoff out of a plastic bottle is like smoking Basic cigarettes in a soft pack instead of a box: undeniably ghetto, but you gotta do what you gotta do if you're addicted, right?
I'll stick to sneaking flasks into movie theaters , thank you very much.
No updates on the kissing buddy yet. If anything interesting comes of that and is shareworthy, it'll go here. Who knows? It may actually provoke a weekend blog. See you when.
-J
This post was sponsored by the Does Nobody Drink Out of Paper Bags Anymore? Committee.
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